Well, Jeremy and Jaylee Ray decided to go look at Pa's cows yesterday. I dress her in hand me down play clothes and her tennis shoes..... they return several hours later with no shoes on, Jaylee saying "Mommy I got poop on my pants" and Mom is wondering what in the hell has happened?!??!
I'm thinking she had an accident at the farm and daddy had to clean up her poop. My insides were rolling because he never gets to deal with anything like that! But, much to my disappointment, she stepped in a cow patty..... and it got, all over her shoes and the bottoms of her pants.
Yuck! Jeremy tried to hand the shoes to me and I said "Oh no- that came with YOUR trip- you can deal"
And as much to no ones surprise- he didn't clean them- he just placed them inside the garage- to where I go and look for this morning as we are getting dressed- and there they are, now, all covered in dried up, crusted over, cow patty!
Text sent to husband at 7:30- "I was going to send you a "have a great day, I love you text" instead "I'm going to buy Jaylee Ray new shoes this week so work overtime!"
I instantly got a phone call, apologizing for "forgetting all about them shoes"-- haha- yea right! Like I'm too stupid to know that he "Accidentally forgot"- Please!
So now jaylee has a pair of "farm shoes" and soon a new pair of "home/play shoes"
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