Recent Jaylee Happenings.....
Happening # 1
So in the past 2 years of having the same babysitter, not once have I ever received a call at work. Yesterday afternoon, while I was mid lesson, my principal came over my speaker and said "Mrs. Lowe, your babysitter is on the phone".... You can well imagine how fast I flew out of my room. I'm thinking blood, broken bones, not breathing, emergency room, etc......
I get to the phone, and my babysitter is panicked and is in tears. Poor thing- I knew it was Jaylee Ray the instant I picked up the phone. The little fart had decided to not just let her babysitter give her the one a day Singulair tablet, she decided that she wanted the rest of them, so punched them out of the package, and ate them right up!
That is MY child. Will never stop to get what she wants. It doesn't matter if she knows it's WRONG, or if she has been told NO numerous times, she's going to go after it! Then it's also HIS child.... tell me no and I'll show you I can. Or, just hide and watch and with a smirk on her face do it anyways!
Dear LORD, Please help us NOW! We are running out of our "could have beens" and free chances TOO EARLY in this girls life.....what are we going to do when she gets to be 10? 15? 18?
Happening #2
While playing catch and rolling a ball back and forth down the hallway, her short attention span drew her to Jentri's room to get the balls out of jentri's "ballin toy" and place the balls inside mommy's shoes. Then, when she went to bend over to pick up the shoe and look inside, her reply was "What the hell?"
Oh yes, plain as day, perfect context, perfect tone. Not so much as one of my proudest moments as a parent, but definitely a funny one.
Happening #3
Some background information- Jaylee has mastered the shape recognition of square/triangle/circle/rectangle/oval/moon/star/heart/diamond
Recently while playing on the IPAD with her Unky Munky, she was dragging and dropping shapes and matching them up. The game told her to drag a shape, and she was dragging everything BUT that particular shape. Her Unky Munky said "Jaylee get the right one" and her reply was "Ugghh it's by the diamond Munky!" (And she was exactly right)
This little toot is so full of it, it's not even funny. Her mind is too sharp for her age and is probably going to get her into a lot of trouble if I had to guess!!!
So, hence the picture that is posted to this- just look at her-- always up to something! Always has a smirk on her face that tells you that she knows more than what she is letting on! She is something else and is in such an entertaining stage! I love the daily conversations that we have, because I never know what she is going to say! Her memory is impeccable and I hope that she keeps it up-- I'll go ahead and give credit to her two uncles, Justin and Jordan and her aunt Bri and Tara for the brains because we all know that school was quite the social event for Mommy and Daddy..... grades and using our brain--- just wasn't of any interest!!!!
Happening # 1
So in the past 2 years of having the same babysitter, not once have I ever received a call at work. Yesterday afternoon, while I was mid lesson, my principal came over my speaker and said "Mrs. Lowe, your babysitter is on the phone".... You can well imagine how fast I flew out of my room. I'm thinking blood, broken bones, not breathing, emergency room, etc......
I get to the phone, and my babysitter is panicked and is in tears. Poor thing- I knew it was Jaylee Ray the instant I picked up the phone. The little fart had decided to not just let her babysitter give her the one a day Singulair tablet, she decided that she wanted the rest of them, so punched them out of the package, and ate them right up!
As for Jaylee, poison control was contacted and surprisingly, this happens ALOT because toddlers love the sweet taste and want more of it! No life altering complications, just itchy watery eyes at the most!
That is MY child. Will never stop to get what she wants. It doesn't matter if she knows it's WRONG, or if she has been told NO numerous times, she's going to go after it! Then it's also HIS child.... tell me no and I'll show you I can. Or, just hide and watch and with a smirk on her face do it anyways!
Dear LORD, Please help us NOW! We are running out of our "could have beens" and free chances TOO EARLY in this girls life.....what are we going to do when she gets to be 10? 15? 18?
Happening #2
While playing catch and rolling a ball back and forth down the hallway, her short attention span drew her to Jentri's room to get the balls out of jentri's "ballin toy" and place the balls inside mommy's shoes. Then, when she went to bend over to pick up the shoe and look inside, her reply was "What the hell?"
Oh yes, plain as day, perfect context, perfect tone. Not so much as one of my proudest moments as a parent, but definitely a funny one.
Happening #3
Some background information- Jaylee has mastered the shape recognition of square/triangle/circle/rectangle/oval/moon/star/heart/diamond
Recently while playing on the IPAD with her Unky Munky, she was dragging and dropping shapes and matching them up. The game told her to drag a shape, and she was dragging everything BUT that particular shape. Her Unky Munky said "Jaylee get the right one" and her reply was "Ugghh it's by the diamond Munky!" (And she was exactly right)
This little toot is so full of it, it's not even funny. Her mind is too sharp for her age and is probably going to get her into a lot of trouble if I had to guess!!!
So, hence the picture that is posted to this- just look at her-- always up to something! Always has a smirk on her face that tells you that she knows more than what she is letting on! She is something else and is in such an entertaining stage! I love the daily conversations that we have, because I never know what she is going to say! Her memory is impeccable and I hope that she keeps it up-- I'll go ahead and give credit to her two uncles, Justin and Jordan and her aunt Bri and Tara for the brains because we all know that school was quite the social event for Mommy and Daddy..... grades and using our brain--- just wasn't of any interest!!!!
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